Monday, February 13, 2012

ADELE's GRAMMY WEIGHT-LOSS

     N HER 6 trips n n out of HER seat, ADELE is estimated 2 have lost more than 2,000 calories.  This substantial weight loss was achieved through HER combination of award-winning talent n the terrific exertion required 2 conduct HER massive hulk through space.  Several of the award show's producers have expressed concern about the structural integrity of the stage.  Speakin' anonymously, they said quote, "This theatre cannot handle another award 4 this LADY!"  H.Bun CONTRIBUTION  LABELS: ADELE ADKINS, overweight, Weight Watchers, Cheetos, Krispy Kreme Doughnuts,  Twinkies, Little Debbie's, chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream, Lady in Black, Bon-Bons, broken scales, freight scales, pretty, beautiful, Miss Piggy, pastry shop, grocery store, shopping, diet drinks, milk, failed diet, gastric bypass, it's not over until the  fill-in-blank lady sings 

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